Saturday, January 30, 2016

The Trump Family's Secret to Long Life

Donald Trump was sitting in the Green Room with Hillary Clinton waiting for their debate to start, munching on a Dylan's candy bar. Hillary looked down her nose and haughtily told him, "You know, those are bad for your health. You should know better." Trump cooly replied, "Really? My father and my grandfather both lived to ripe old age." Hillary asked, "So? I suppose you're going to tell me they ate Dylan's candy bars too?" President Trump answered, "Nope. But they minded their own damn business."

Picture of Dylan's Candy Bars sigh

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