Saturday, February 6, 2016

Every Trump Voter a Winner

When he is elected this November, Donald Trump will be the first American President to install slot machines in the White House. Visitors on White House tours will each receive a free Trump Token, that they can gamble or redeem at the new White House all-you-can-eat buffet. Jackpot winners will also be entitled to a free overnight stay in the Lincoln Bedroom. 

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