Sunday, February 28, 2016

Marco Rubio's Five Best Anti-Trump Jokes

Marco Rubio, still smarting from his debate and election defeats at the hands of Donald Trump, has decided to try a different tactic to finally score a point against The Donald. On a conference call earlier this morning, Rubio worked for hours with Lindsey Graham, Glenn Beck, and Rick Wilson to create the jokes that will turn this election around. Here's what Marco came up with:

  1. “Donald Trump isn't gonna make America great. He's gonna make America orange.
  2. “Donald Trump isn't gonna make America great. He's gonna make America green.”
  3. “Donald Trump isn't gonna make America great. He's gonna make America blue.”
  4. “Donald Trump isn't gonna make America great. He's gonna make America black and blue.”
  5. “Donald Trump isn't gonna make America great. He's gonna make America some ugly color.”


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