Thursday, June 9, 2016

You might be a cuckservative...

If you think Mitt Romney is a nice guy, you might be a cuckservative.

If you think Ted Cruz is natural born, you might be a cuckservative.

If you think Lindsey Graham is a man, you might be a cuckservative.

If you think Glenn Beck is conservative, you might be a cuckservative.

If you think John McCain is a war hero, you might be a cuckservative.

If you think Mark Levin is a constitutionalist, you might be a cuckservative.

If you think feminists never lie, you might be a cuckservative.

If you think a Democrat will honor an agreement with you, you might be a cuckservative.

If you think a "path to citizenship" isn't amnesty, you might be a cuckservative.

If you think "free trade" has been good for American workers, you might be a cuckservative.

If you think Hillary Clinton is the smartest woman in the world, you might be a cuckservative.

If you think illegal aliens prefer picking crops to going on welfare, you might be a cuckservative.

If you think Islam is the religion of peace, you might be a cuckservative.

If you think feminism is about fairness, you might be a cuckservative.

If you think welfare is a safety net instead of a hammock, you might be a cuckservative.

If you hate Donald Trump, you are probably a cuckservative.

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