Thursday, December 15, 2016

California Cow Farts

California Governor Jerry Brown (better known as Governor Moonbeam) attacked Donald Trump in a speech at the American Geophysical Union in San Francisco this week, vowing to fight the President-elect over “Global Warming™.” The Governor was furious that his new state law demanding that California's cows produce less fart gas was being mocked by the incoming administration. The Governor insisted that cow farts, also referred to as “bovine entric fermentation, are “not a joke,” as his audience roared with laughter. 

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