Friday, March 10, 2017

The Cannibal News Network

In a desperate move to gain attention, CNN aired a program showing their television celebrity Reza Aslan eating human brains with the leader of a cannibal cult in India. 

Unfortunately for Reza, the brains came from a liberal, so they didn't make him any smarter.


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