Before Donald Trump takes the oath of office on January 20, Barack Obama has a long list of things to do. A partial listing includes:
Returning paper shredders to rental company.
Deleting gay porn off Oval Office computer.
Pardoning all known ISIS terrorists.
Packing his stash.
Admitting that he hacked Hillary's email.
Filing to run for President of Kenya.
Surrendering his Nobel Peace Prize.
Squeezing in twenty more rounds of golf.